he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I currently don't understand fingers.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
