She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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