Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I had to cum in my sink.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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