question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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