we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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