do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
is that a dick in a sweater?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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