it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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