yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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