Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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