my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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