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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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