Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My balls are so social today.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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