we're blogging at a bar
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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