My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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