It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize