And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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