I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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