Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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