Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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