i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
