can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize