The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Randomize
