"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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