Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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