i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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