North Korea, Best Korea!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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