wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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