i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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