i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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