Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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