youre lurking in front of me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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