I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
soo... how was my night?
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