mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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