I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
