he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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