I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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