Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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