yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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