He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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