I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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