Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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