I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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