Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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