worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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