make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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