When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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