I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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