My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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