is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
