It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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