You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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