I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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