Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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