How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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