another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Let's get the cat blown out
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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