Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
